Heaven & Hell

Europe

Heaven is where the police are British, the engineers German, the lovers French, the cooks Italian, and it's all run by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German, the engineers French, the lovers Swiss, the cooks British, and it's all run by the Italians.

Asia

Hell is where the police are Chinese, the engineers Chinese, the lovers Chinese, the air Chinese, and it's all run by the Japanese.

Heaven is where the police are Japanese, the engineers Japanese, the lovers Japanese, the air Japanese, and it's all run by the British.

South America

Hell is where the police are Colombian, the engineers Brazilian, the lovers Argentinian, and it's all run by the CIA.