Date Me

If you're a ciswoman interested in dating straight men then you might want me to take you out on a date.

What should I expect if I go on a date with you?

I expect you to have a good time.

What do you look like?

What's your personality like in real life?

My friends consistently say I'm inspiring just to be around. My best platonic female friend says I'm funny. People who meet me online are often surprised at how nice I am offline.

Are you single?

Yep.

I mean, you're not in a poly relationship or anything?

Nope. I really am single.

Kids? Debt? STDs?

Nope, nope and nope. I'm even tested negative for HSV-2.

What's the catch?

You are.

I'm not sure I'm smart/pretty enough to date you.

If you're the kind of woman who reads this blog then I'll probably like you. Just fill out the form.