Want to date me?

Contact: root@lsusr.com

There's a lot of writing on my blog. Here are links to my best stories that'll get you a feeling of what I'm like.

What do you look like?

Are you single?


I mean, you're not in a poly relationship or anything?

Nope. I really am single.

Kids? Debt? STDs?

Nope, nope and nope. I'm even tested negative for HSV-2. I like kids the way I like dogs. I like my friends and family to have them so I get all of the fun with none of the responsibility.